Heard about the All Blacks new bra? All support but no cup.

What’s the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches.

What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World Cup final? The All Blacks.

What’s the difference between Graham Henry and Viagra? At least Viagra gives you a semi.

What’s the difference between a tea-bag and the All Blacks? A Tea Bag stays in the cup longer

Did you hear NZ Post has just recalled their latest batch of stamps? They had photos of all blacks on them & people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

The NZRFU has taken the All Blacks’ Fords off them. When the All Blacks asked what they would do without them the NZRFU replied: “Drive Holdens like all the other losers”.

England meet France in the first semifinal. South Africa meet Argentina in the other semifinal. Australia meet New Zealand at the Airport.